your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
