dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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