trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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