I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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