Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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