ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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