How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Randomize
