Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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