i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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