Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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