I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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