He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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