Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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