with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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