i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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