If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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