Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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