I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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