dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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