Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
