So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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