just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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