My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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