and next time when you feel me up, do it right
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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