Your tits are I can't wait for
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Randomize
