.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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