just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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