Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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