She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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