I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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