I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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