Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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