Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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