If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize