Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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