and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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