sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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