Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Girls should come with a carfax report
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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