looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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