The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
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Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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