Three words: puerto rican gang bang
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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