Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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