erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
is it fun? or sober?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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