walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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