Where did you get a picture of my penis
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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