therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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