But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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