If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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