apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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