we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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