we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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