Need sex. Gaining weight.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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