This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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