i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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