you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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