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Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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