dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
