just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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