Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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