god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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