btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
My breasts were aching with rage.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
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