Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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